SCP Foundation

- Я только хочу сказать, что тогда это было правильно. Может, сейчас бы и не было. Может, ещё когда-нибудь бы не было. Но вот тогда? Тогда это было правильно.

- Так вы хотите сказать, мистер Кле...

- Доктор.

- Простите, доктор. Так вы хотите сказать, доктор Клеф, что те люди заслуживали смерти?

- Не совсем так, Опра. Я говорю, что у нас не было выбора, когда нужно было понять, как работает то устройство. С этим знанием мы могли прятать объект от внимания общественности и сохранять больше жизней, чем теряли.

- Для всеобщего блага, доктор Клеф?

- Для всеобщего блага, Опра.

- А теперь, когда покров тайны приподнят?

- Мы теперь работаем иначе, но всё-таки должны работать. Должны изучать.

- Но почему, доктор?

- Потому что Корея.

Из последних известий
Автор - DrEverettMann

"Теперь все изменилось. Есть другие такие же, как я. Представляешь? Я не один. Правда не один."

demasqed
Автор - Henzoid

A 12 scene play about the North Korea project and Public Relations.

Конец маскараду
Автор - Uncle Nicolini

"ЭЛ ГОР - МАРИОНЕТКА ПРИШЕЛЬЦЕВ"

unusual-news
Авторы - psychicprogrammer и TheBoxOfFun

"What does the Revelation of the Occult Mean for Obama's Second Term?"

Казни доктора Брайта
Автор - DrEverettMann

"Он слышал, как время от времени кто-то делал шаг, потом следовал звук удара, пресекающего попытку, и вскрик. Брайт стоял неподвижно. Ему уже не раз доводилось бывать в плену."

Расследование журналиста Теллара
Автор - Arlecchino

"Хороший журналист всегда смотрит на то, что происходит сейчас. Они хотят писать историю - ну и пусть пишут. Моя работа - превратить то, что лежит на поверхности, в золотую жилу."

Чосон
Автор - Arlecchino

"Они неделями искали подключение на тридцать восьмой параллели, но в конце концов оставили эту неблагодарную затею. "Система Тельмана", объявившая своей целью создание системы прогноза погоды с полным покрытием, должна была лишиться зоны над Северной Кореей."

Истина где-то рядом
Автор - Silberescher

"Кое-что… произошло… в Канзасе."

Этично?
Автор - Montala

"Процедуры, которые мы сочтём неэтичными, будут пересмотрены. При невозможности пересмотра объект будет сниматься с содержания. Если же объект является по сути враждебным человечеству, он будет уничтожен, без исключений."

Шесть писем, адресованных Фонду (и одно письмо домой)
Автор - ahbonjour

" Есть одно прекрасное фото с тобой, ты посередине большой толпы полицейских, военных и учёных, и ты смотришь прямо в объектив… выглядишь так, будто ты в ударе. Ты выглядишь такой храброй, сильной. Ты заставила меня гордиться."

Урок, посвящённый власти
Автор - renacer

"Становилось уже отчётливо слышно затруднённое дыхание, похожее на смесь предсмертного хрипа и хныканья,. Она надеялась, что не заденет его обладателя руками. Ещё шаг вперёд. Либо доктор Ковальски уже ощущала тепло его дыхания, либо от напряжённости момента кровь вскипала в жилах. ''

scp-3241
Автор - The Great Hippo

"Wherever you are, Mr. DeVorn, you ought to get down on your knees and thank God Almighty that the Foundation has changed. Because back in my day? This story wouldn't end with some sort of — some sort of fucking 'inquiry'. It would end with you in an orange jump-suit, thrown into the deepest, darkest hole we could find."

on-the-outskirts
Автор - stormbreath

"When the Illuminati hijacks your life and doesn't tell you anything, you start to itch there at your collar. You try to figure out what they really want from you, what they really want from the world, and most importantly, who the everloving fuck they actually are."

no-esteemed-deed
Автор - stormbreath

"The following is a transcript of a segment the National Geographic program Occult Atlas, the most successful of the many television programs dedicated to covering anomalous sites and locations formerly in Foundation containment."

ambroseinternational-pdf
Автор - Trotskyeet

"The WAITER uncovers the platter to show the disembodied head of CHAZ AMBROSE floating. CHAZ opens his eyes, the family screams."

para-puppies
Автор - Uncle Nicolini

"Yesterday I was watching the news while they aired a segment, a fluff piece really, of a video that just went viral last week. Two cute dogs, one blurry as hell and the other was flying. Something about some Wilson's yokels taking care of them. Folks eat that cute stuff up nowadays, specially since it's 'oooh so paranormal!'"

reality-tv-designer-pets-and-fine-dining
Автор - Uncle Nicolini

"What was once a humble set of buildings and enclosures in a sleepy town a few miles outside of Portlands became a media circus... The Center grew, and it grew fast, all the while the Foundation was able to soften its image thanks to their association."

scp-4720
Автор - Gekkoguy

"But can you really get mad at an old man who just wanted to bring a little magic into the world?"

the-happiest-days-of-our-lives
Автор - thefriendlyvandal

"He knew that she had especially had a hand in the final 600 pages, the damning final third. And more than anything, Alto Clef had suspected it damn near all along that she wouldn’t adhere to the mantra he’d lived by all 50 years of his career: kill them all."

scp-4413
Автор - NatVoltaic

"...users of the fanwork website Archive of Our Own (AO3) organize 'Beatdown Acrobatics,' a loose militia of writers and disused fanfiction characters aiming to create a continuation of the webcomic 'open to all of humanity.' Anomalous fan communities respond with immediate retaliation."

keeping-it-chill
Автор - Henzoid

"Thanks for Netflix and Chilling with us, D-13745, that was really swag of you!"

stormsite19
Автор - Uncle Nicolini

"pls stream #stormsite19 , I am European :("

scp-5148
Автор - Uncle Nicolini

+ gaycopmp4 has uploaded file frickinsweet.png 26mb ⬇

disillusionment
Автор - Cyvstvi

"Jedidiah Spring wasn't a traditional member of the Fifthist organisations. His Chapter could best be described, he supposed, as a cult. At least, that's what the media called them. The Western Seaboard Fifthists, it was a stupid name, and one he'd deeply despised."

indignitas
Автор - Cyvstvi

"He remembered the pair, wrapped in one another's arms as they tossed and turned, laughing and smiling on a beach, so full of life. Remembered taking aim at the pair, his rifle cocked and ready."

broken-masquerade-epistolary
Авторы - nykacolaquantum, Deadly Bread, Lt Flops, Westrin и IFBench

Who The Fuck is
“Tyrannosaurus Flex”?

scattersomnia
Автор - Lt Flops

"This is a tale of what I found during my lost fortnight in the far reaches of the Stacks, with nothing but my rucksack (containing more space within than without), my phantasmal feline Buckwheat, and my own sense of direction."

SCP-3739 ("Mind-Milk™ by Moosphere, Inc.")
Авторы - Lt Flops и KindlyTurtleClem

"You should know that there are only two types of people in this world. Those of us who drink Mind-Milk™, and those of us who secrete it."

no-sense-crying
Автор - Lt Flops

"For more than [UNKNOWN] long Ages, Moosphere, Incorporated has been a forerunner in surrealistic dairy artisanship; a feast for more than 30 BILLION souls and counting! By the fruits of their very spirits, our well-trained Oneiric confectioneers would like to serve you our many fresh, EGO-SHATTERING delights."

scp-5990
Автор - Lt Flops

"There is currently no known means of ensuring total containment of SCP-5990 without the use of worldwide amnestic treatment or memetic reengineering. Efforts are instead directed toward improving environmental, ecological, social, and economic parameters by any means available to the Foundation."

scp-6705
Авторы - LordStonefish и Lt Flops

“As of 31 December 2025, the Samawah Facility is 65 kilometres in diameter and still undergoing construction. Moosphere representative Ayad al-Dulaimi is elected as the Speaker of the Council of Representatives of Iraq. In his victory speech, he notably quoted the Quran as follows: ‘And indeed, for you in grazing livestock is a lesson. We give you drink from what is in their bellies – between excretion and blood – pure milk, palatable to drinkers (16:66).’”

Прямой эфир
Авторы - Agent-Lloyd и Пользователь 'Ged_Malburg' не существует

“Уважаемые телезрители, мальчик Петя очень тяжело, но, к счастью, излечимо болен. Ему очень нужна ваша помощь. Сейчас в правом углу экрана вы увидите его фото, пошлите смс со словом "петя" на короткий номер под ним и внесите скромное пожертвование на благое дело. Вместе мы спасём мальчику жизнь!”

scp-2023-ex
Автор - Ethagon

"Then you'll never know how it feels to glide through the air, really glide through the air. Not bound to a rope, but just your one accomplishment. All of this could be an art, could be for everyone, if you'd just let it form free. But I know you won't."

scp-5350
Автор - Anorrack

"Symptoms of Oculoma may include: sore throat, ulcers, upset stomach, eye-filled diarrhea, little-to-no appetite, and difficulty breathing. If you or a loved one suffer from these symptoms, please contact your thaumaturgist or nearest Manna Charitable Foundation reception site right away."

the-fine-print
Автор - Cyantreuse

"I have no need for a memory of my life before this. The prospect of it seems painful. Whatever my meaning was previous to this has been outweighed by usefulness, potential or otherwise, and that’s fine."

confiscated-documents-march-2022
Автор - Cyantreuse

"Agent Trauss, please don't mention this note but I was hoping you'd maybe talk to me after your shift? Can you come here off the clock or do you get in trouble? I miss riding in your car. You were the last person I was with in the outside world and it's fucking with my head. Love(?), ███████"

sex-drugs-money
Автор - Cyantreuse

"On April 20th, you enter SCP-4427-B’s chamber carrying a folder. You proceed into the bathroom where you are then seen showing them the contents, which are out of frame. Analysts from Information Security did note when reviewing feeds that the two of you are both clearly seen smiling, talking, and embracing."

a-day-notable-to-nobody
Автор - Cyantreuse

"Listen, uh, while we at the Foundation respect North Carolina Anomalous Persons Privacy Law 4-C6-NC and cannot prevent persons with an anomalous appearance from congregating in public, for the sake of preserving normalcy we still cannot allow them to spread anomalous contaminants or otherwise expose people to any uncontrollable effects…"

forum-post
Автор - Cyantreuse

"With November just around the corner and every candidate for any party factoring their stance on the Foundation into their campaigns, I find it a pressing matter to explain why forcing the Foundation to follow an external government's delegations for containment is a dangerous idea."

ethics-guide
Автор - Cyantreuse

"An anomaly's Initial Containment Date is the most influential point in the Foundation's interaction with them, as it is their first perception of the Foundation's motives and operating methods and will affect their opinion of all personnel handling them for years to come. If initial containment takes longer with these methods than 'brute force' methods, that is an acceptable price to pay."

scp-4427
Автор - Cyantreuse

"Since SCP-4427's existence was initially noted by the Foundation in October 2019, statistics saw an increase of 40% in global media reporting on the topic of human anomalies and an estimated 175% increase in confirmed cases of human anomalies existing and/or civilians being made anomalous through unknown means; approximately 3500 individual reports of human anomalies were noted worldwide by the United Nations in 2024, a 73% increase from 2023."

paperpushing
Автор - Cyantreuse

"What I've found from cross-referencing my experiences with the Foundation as a whole versus my experiences with individual personnel leads me to one conclusion: The Foundation does not punish its operatives for existing as unique individuals with personal ethics and convictions, but rather renders those personal beliefs and behaviors obsolete."

when-the-time-comes-i-do-not-want-to-be-forgotten
Автор - Cyantreuse

"She'd lost a significant chunk of basic functions before she realized what was happening; notably, how to drive a car, how to chew and swallow, and the fact that the metal rack in an oven set to 425 degrees Fahrenheit shouldn't be grabbed without a mitt. The civilian paramedics took care of that part, thankfully, but they can't fix her memory. I'm starting to worry that maybe we can't, either."

corporate-responsibility
Автор - Cyantreuse

"It's him- well, it's his chip specifically, rather. It's really starting to look like someone messed around with the files, which I know is unlikely given his clean record and good behavior, but I don't think we should rule anything out."

in-memoriam
Автор - Cyantreuse

"In May of 1998, I was 18 years old. I was smiling at the receptionist in the office of the Coast Guard recruiting center in Wilmington, North Carolina. I remember that it was a Monday and the weather was clear. I remember that she told me I looked ready to serve my country."

freekleinberg
Автор - ObserverSeptember

"This one’s a weird one, guys. Apparently there’s this little town called Kleinberg, pop. 2,300, that’s stuck in the 1920s. The years 1920 to 1928 repeat over and over again. They call it SCP-1309."

single-issue-voters
Автор - ManyMeats

"The President's address from the Rose Garden was interrupted yesterday by Big Giant Spacerock, who announced they will be seeking the Republican Party's nomination."

mindfall
Автор - UnnaHuz

"The veil broke, and the first change people felt was the annoying headache."

psa-cognitohazards-and-you
Авторы - korben600, Jack Waltz, TheBoxOfFun и Fish ^12

"THESE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS ARE SPONSORED BY THE FOUNDATION, THE US FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, AND VIEWERS LIKE YOU.
THANK YOU."

goat-vr-more-like-goat-very-bad-game
Автор - Tstaffor

"As anyone who's read my reviews would know, I'm a huge fan of the horror game genre, so I was pretty surprised to find that this highly recommended game was available as a free download online."

sell-clickbait-profit
Автор - DrKaldahl

"It's not like the lizard is comin' down the chimney with old Saint Nick!"

skip-game
Автор - DrKaldahl

"Is YOUR CHILD at risk of a taste-based cognitohazard?" (Pt. 2 of Sell, Clickbait, Profit)

Топ-5 колледжей для изучения темной магии! Первое место вас ШОКИРУЕТ!
Автор - LORDXVNV

Мы прочесали весь интернет (даже магический Даркнет!) и составили рейтинг 5 лучших колледжей, где вас научат тому, что человечеству знать не положено.

channel-surfing
Автор - DrGooday

The breaking of the veil has led to many opportunities for anomalous individuals to create works of television without fear of containment by us or any other organization. With that being said it's still imperative that we monitor and document these programs for anything that could possibly cause harm to the general public.

scp-6041
Автор - Nickthebrick1

"Unfortunately, the equivalent of the sky in SCP-6041-1 became damaged in the process, causing our own to become affected. A section of the thermosphere and exosphere spontaneously disappeared, leaving a massive hole in the atmosphere 20 km above ground."

SCP-6101 - Самый сильный SCP-объект
Автор - PeppersGhost

"SCP-6101 – это самый сильный SCP-объект."

scp-6115
Автор - aismallard

"This system does not utilize traditional boundaries between organs and bodily tissue, instead opting for an internal circulatory system within the confines of their body composed almost entirely of thaumaturgic medium fluids."

stranded-lullaby
Автор - Ralliston

"We're so fucked."

a-new-chance-to-explore-life
Автор - KirQ

"Humans were no more than animals in a cage, and those managing to escape their smaller restraints would still be trapped in bigger cages, still isolated from the rest of the world."

the-revert
Автор - UnnaHuz

"I've never expected that I could help the instructor out. I thought I was the only one to be educated but I was wrong."

first-lesson
Автор - KirQ

"Congratulation, now you learned your first lesson."

what
Автор - AvocadoMilk

"Announcing our new name, in partnership with..."

main-page-wikipedia
Автор - Fish^12

"Welcome to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit."

scp-7404
Автор - UraniumEmpire

"Unlike most infovores, SCP-7404 was subject to disease and aging."

undeadthequeen
Авторы - Fish^12 и Aftokrator

"What the FUCK is this subreddit?"

not-alone
Автор - BitOddInnit

"Obviously, I wasn’t going to reject THE SCP Foundation when they came knocking at my door and told me I was getting a new, anomalous roommate who was also apparently an alien."

scp-7973
Автор - Troutmaskreplica

"What do you consider Anomalous?"

reviver
Автор - newnykacolaquantum

When they hear of Revivers, they envision menacing robe-wearing figures performing arcane, dark-magicked rituals on corpses, raising them as undead forces to terrorize the public.

The truth, at least nowadays, is much more mundane.

i-went-to-hong-shing
Автор - newnykacolaquantum

Hi, y'all. I was thinking of taking a vacation next year in Hong Shing, now that it's been open to the public for a while.

Are there any stories that you can share? Advice you can give me?

garlic-news-report
Автор - Fish^12

Telling you what we want you to know.

scp-8111
Автор - Felixou

"This world doesn’t need the old man that I am anymore, so I opted for a change as well."

scp-8682
Автор - faminepulse

"Prediction of the future through excruciation. In the eyes of history we are already dead. The spine contains the history of the universe. We see the future by drowning ourselves in blood and cerebrospinal fluid. This is our own magic. Chronotropism. The manna is a coagulated history."

the-previous-segment-was-brought-to-you-by-a-grant-from-the-wondertainment-holiday-fund-and-by-viewers-like-you
Авторы - Billith и Doctor Cimmerian

It is December 24th, 2023 and this is NPR news.

scp-7199
Автор - winkwonkboi

"I like butterflies, you know? They encourage me, tell me to do my best."

sariling-dugo-t-bakal
Автор - basirskipreader

"People disappearing was just a common part of life. You'll just have friends you knew since childhood disappear out of nowhere. You'll be worried for a few days, then forget, with your only reminder being that missing poster outside your house."

scp-8870
Автор - Doctor Scrappy

CAVOLLO: (mutters) So this is how the Foundation dies… with rageful X-users.

journal-of-iris-thompson
Автор - DrDapper

"Decided to turn on the TV while I ate. Big mistake. First thing I saw was a news headline about a group of skips found dead on the side of the road."

good-morning-anomalies
Автор - Queerious

The following transcript is a live recording of the June 3rd, 2019 broadcast of "Good Morning America", and is provided for public awareness.

scp-8780
Автор - Doctor Scrappy

"Due to the enacted evacuation procedures, total casualty count was minimal, with a majority of the casualties being the 4 members of MTF Delta-2 and SCP-8780 itself."

scp-8224
Автор - Nickthebrick1

PoI-4781: He busted my ass with a goddamn bat!

Roxy: And you tried to vaporize his face. It all evens out.

scp-8807
Автор - Doctor Scrappy

Notes indicate that GoI-005 attempted to develop a ”living weapon” for utilization against the SCP Foundation and/or the public.

scp-8968
Автор - Anorrack

"However, we have heard the repeated requests for one item in particular, and I am afraid that we are unable to relinquish it to your care. Due to unforeseen events, it would be quite impossible for us in good conscience and efficient logistics to tender the Artifact into your trust."

standoff
Автор - DrDapper

"So which O5 member do I have the pleasure of conversing with this time?" D.C. al Fine asked the second the blue wave line, representing Fine's voice, appeared on screen.

all-legends-die-eventually
Автор - WatcherKatrielle

"The dying man lets out a single tear under his left eye, then says 'Somehow, I knew you would come. Just that calmness you know?' The well-dressed man nods; He neither smiles nor frowns, his face echoes out of the idea that he knew this was going to happen."

Прямой эфир
Авторы - Пользователь 'Ged_Malburg' не существует и Agent-Lloyd

Фрагменты нового мира
Автор - Mr-Self-Destruct

Рыцари справедливости
Автор - MrSonnov